Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
