dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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