CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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