is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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