Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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