We named our party play list daddy issues
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize