I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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