"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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