Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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