oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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