So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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