pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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