why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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