I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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