I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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