We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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