i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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