Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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