his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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