Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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