So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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