Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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