im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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