Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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