Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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