; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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