Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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