Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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