There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
