she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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