how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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