Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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