Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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