Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
