I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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