On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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