why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
