Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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