you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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