cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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