What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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