i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I need a beard to bite.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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