I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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