No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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