Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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