i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
