I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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