Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
please don't ironically join a cult
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