if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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