he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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