check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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