I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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