I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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