dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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